Thursday, May 10, 2007

Who is Gordon

The news of Blair's departure is so old that's it's almost not worth speaking about anymore. Yet many non-Brits will ask who is Gordon Brown. Well, here is a short guide to Gordon: he is a 56 year old Scot, his sign is Pisces. According to Wikipedia:

Individuals born under this sign are thought to be tolerant, dreamy, romantic, humorous, generous, emotional, receptive, affectionate, and have an honest character, but are also prone to exaggeration, fickleness, passiveness, hypersensitivity, and paranoia.
Gordon is not tolerant, can be humorous but shows it only once per year, is certainly not generous - how can he be as a chancellor, keeps his emotions inside although they crop up frequently, is not receptive, can be affectionate, loves other people's honesty, is not fickle but stubborn, can be too passive, can be hypersensitive, and is most of all paranoid. He was once compared to Stalin, but that doesn't do him justice. His most portrayed feature is his constant envy for people in front of him - most notably Tony Blair.

Gordon is the son of a preacher and has only eye one left, he has developed a suite of mannerisms which annoy many. He loves the word prudence. He likes to think that he 'runs' the economy.

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